This short video is amusing, or it would be if it was not quite so sad.
Not an Australian school, we are pleased to report, but a UK one. Having sold off all their sports fields, with children not aware what a vegetable is any more while refusing to eat Jamie Oliver school dinners, the ban on cycling to school should really come as no shock.
You will have to tolerate the advertisement for superannuation before the real story comes on.
Watch and laugh/cry at the superiority of the British, well, the English anyway: